finland

finland
1. (Finland) (1837↑, 222↓)
Also home of great rally drivers and people who can drink pretty much anyone under the table.
2. (Finland) (1299↑, 234↓)
The metal capital of the world.

Finntroll, Moonsorrow, Children of Bodom, Wintersun, Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Stratovarius...dammit, Finland kicks ass\!

3. (Finland) (1104↑, 303↓)
A country that is NOT a part of either Sweden or Russia. The home of the greatest people on the face of the earth. And of Matti Nykänen but lets not talk about that...

Been to Finland? Whatland?

4. (Finland) (867↑, 134↓)
The country that invented malotov cocktails then with skis rifles and malotov cocktails kicked the ass of a country 100 times their size. Russia got owned 8 casualties to 1.

Holy shit did Russia get its ass kicked by Finland again?

5. (Finland) (828↑, 131↓)
Country situated in Northern Europe in between Sweden and Russia. 2/3 of the country is just lakes. National language is Finnish (of the Finno-Ugric family of languages) although a small minority also speak Swedish. Famous for its typically tall, blond haired people, famous motor racing champions (such as Mika Hakkinen, Keke Rosberg and Tomi Makinen), Santa Claus (supposedly), good bands such as Children Of Bodom, Impaled Nazarene and Nightwish (fronted by the stunning Tarja Turunen), not so great but strangely more popular bands such as HIM and The Rasmus, Nokia, saunas, high suicide rates and getting very drunk.

Finland is a cool country.

6. (finland) (677↑, 116↓)
I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland. It's the country for me." "Finland, Finland, Finland, The country where I quite want to be, Your mountains so lofty, Your treetops so tall. Finland, Finland, Finland. Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia, So far from Japan, Quite a long way from Cairo, Lots of miles from Vietnam

7. (finland) (642↑, 90↓)
Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).

What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin\! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland\!)

Author: nikthenyetminder http://finland.urbanup.com/1028417
8. (Finland) (414↑, 148↓)
The best damn country in the world. Sure our welfare system might be a bit screwed up and our goverment cant find its ass with both hands, but we know how to get drunk like no-one else, we know how to make excellent booze,we know how to party and we are just damn cool. Finland is the best country on this god forsaken planet.

What can be said, its Finland afterall.

9. (Finland) (279↑, 41↓)
The most interesting part with Finland is that the populace's genetics is partly made up off ice and [alchohol]. This must be true since the [finish] can 1. wrestle naked in -20 degrees Celsius (ice), 2. drink ANYONE under the table, exept maybe a few russians and like one [swede] (alcohol)and 3. endure extreme heat in saunas (alcohol and ice). Finland was once a part of [Sweden] but due to the most incompetent king in [swedish] history, Gustav IV, Finland was lost to the opressive russians. Everyone was very sad however nowadays the finish and the swedish enjoy numerous fun stuff together, such as the [Swedish hockey games] wich is staged in Finland every second year and in Sweden every second.

People from Finland will treat you like a brother and give you a drink. People from [Japan] will make you call them "sama" (master) for 5 years and then aceppting you into the circle of friends, this will include a 5 hour long ceremoni. See the difference?

10. (Finland) (291↑, 86↓)
The best country in the world. Kimi raikkonen, Mika hakkinen, The rasmus, HIM, Tommi Mäkinen, Janne Ahonen, Samppa Lajunen, Jani Sievinen - Some famous names. Also good healthcare etc. etc.

And The real Santa Claus is from here, not from the North Pole.

11. (Finland) (213↑, 66↓)
A cold country that lays in Eastern Scandinavia the people in Finnalnd are Nordic and some viking backgrounds.The earliest traces of human habitation in Finland date from about 8000 bc, when the most recent of the Ice Ages was retreating. These primitive hunters and gatherers probably arrived from the east. Pottery making characterized another type of Stone Age culture (starting 3000? bc) known as the Comb-Ceramic; its practitioners were of a different origin. The succeeding Battle-Ax culture (1800-1600 bc) may have been brought to Finland by an Indo-European people from a more southerly Baltic region; these people were able navigators and also introduced agriculture. A merger of the Battle-Ax people and the previous dwellers resulted in the so-called Kiukainen culture (1600-1200 bc). During the age of the Vikings the Finns became exposed to both eastern and western influences. Vikings from Sweden used the Åland Islands (colonized by Swedes in the 6th century ad) as a base for their journeys of pillage and trade into Russia as far south as the Black Sea. Although they did not actually participate in these Viking expeditions, the Finns benefited by the growing contact and the establishment of trading colonies in their country by merchants from Sweden and Gotland. At the end of the 11th century three Finnish tribes had spread as far north as the 62nd parallel: the Finns proper in the southwest, the Tavastians in the interior lake district, and the Karelians to the east. Saami were also living in the wilderness to the north. No unified government or state existed. Also the finnish lanuage has been known to have hella long words like:pelimannimusiikki(I think i spelled that right)Some 72 percent of Finland is still forested.

I heart Finland\! The people are nice and a bit suicidal BUT THEY DIDNT HELP THE NAZIS\!

Author: Evil-ghost-ninja http://finland.urbanup.com/1501109
12. (finland) (174↑, 54↓)
The land of the Finns. It's very very cold and dark practically all day in the winter. But it can get pretty hot in the summer. Like today... Everyone is blond and blue eyed and pretty quiet, but they're nice. Finnish is an impossible language that sounds like ducks quacking at first...

After the the awful winter I spent in Finland, I was surprised by the beutiful summer and midnight sun\!

13. (Finland) (119↑, 16↓)
An [awesome] country located in the north of Europe, wedged between [Russia] and [Sweden], and tends to experience particularly cold winters. Finland is also known as 'The Land of a Thousand Lakes', due to much of the country being lakes. The main tongue of the country is Finnish (surprisingly enough), but a minority also speak Swedish. The country's capital is Helsinki (located in the south of Finland). The country is well known for a variety of things, including but not limited to: [fucking] amazing [metal] bands (such as Mors Principium Est, Amorphis, Wintersun, Kalmah, Norther, Apocalyptica, [Children Of Bodom], Ajattara, Turisas, Ensiferum, Omnium Gatherum, Insomnium + loads more), rally drivers, ice hockey players, alcoholic beverages (such as 'Finlandia' Vodka), and locals tending to have the ability to down just about anything alcoholic with ease. All Finnish people I have spoken to have been generally awesome, laid-back, hilarious [metal heads]. They also tell me Finnish [beer] is [awesome], I have yet to try some.

Finland is the place you want to be.

14. (finland) (130↑, 56↓)
Contrary to popular belief it is not a country, it is a sacred metal land from which true gods of metal are born to destroy, rule and mutilate any other form of music in the world besides the holy metal\!

Guy:I'm from *place* Metalhead:I hail from Finland motherfucker\!

15. (finland) (153↑, 101↓)
(n.) home of amazing techno artist, Darude; home of many blonde haired and blue eyed people; the best country ever; the country that's nationality is 50% of me

I am proud to be Finnish\!

16. (Finland) (73↑, 23↓)
Finland has got many of the most beautiful women in the world. Albeit there are only 5 million inhabitants in Finland, Finland has won Miss Universe twice, and is ranking 6th (after Brasil 5th), in the world by country tally by having had 18 semifinlalists in the Miss Universe competition.

Armi Kuusela from Finland, won the first Miss Universe pageant ever in 1952.

17. (Finland) (151↑, 102↓)
It´s a great country\! You should come to visit here\! We have a sauna. That´s a place where is hoooooot\! Probably all the american people would die there, ´cause they are so terribly weak to heat. So,come here, please. Oh, here is also Santa Claus (Joulupukki in finnish) and midnight sun\!

Finland is great country\! They weren´t allied whit Germany at II world war\!\!\!

18. (Finland) (128↑, 83↓)
Testicles. Derived from the 2006 Euro that displays a map of participating countries, therefore omitting Norway, leaving [Sweden] and Finland to look like a "cock n balls" respectively.

Ooh, you got me right in me Finlands.

19. (finland) (59↑, 30↓)
1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden. 2. A testicle piercing

1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month\! Mario: Lucky bastard\! 2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month\! Mario: What was he thinking?

20. (finland) (81↑, 71↓)
Not very well known, cold and distant northern country. The home of Nokia cell phones.

Conan O'Brien visited Finland.

21. (Finland) (9↑, 10↓)
Despite the average ignorant american calling Finland a Scandinavian country; it is not. It is situated between Scandinavia (Norway, Sweden and Denmark) and Russia. Finnish genetics are *completely* different than that of both Russians and Scandinavians. The language is also completely different from the languages spoken by both aforementioned groups, aside from the 5-6% minority of Swedish speaking hill billies on the west coast and south coast. Finland has been top 10 highest ranked "Standards of Living" in the world numerous times, despite drinking the most alcohol in western Europe and having a very high Suicide rate due in part to Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, dumbass\!

22. (Finland) (3↑, 11↓)
A nice country with beautiful nature. Everything is pretty well organised. The food is great. Education is perfect. The hospitals are like 5 stars hotels. Low criminality rate. You don't need any drugs to get stoned as the constant darkness makes you feel stoned for at least 2 weeks after you arrive there until you get used to it. People drink too much and they get ridiculous, like vomiting everywhere, pee on the street in front of other people (women do it, too, I was a witness) and give blow jobs in clubs' toilets. It's so weird, how come they always need to get so drunk to have fun or flirt. The clubs close very early. If you don't like heavy metal music, you won't be happy if you live there.

Nononono don't sit here, there is vomit all over this couch Ohhh I forgot we are in Finland

23. (Finland) (46↑, 62↓)
Finland is a great country, but it also has an asshole, the city called Turku.

Finland, land whit anus

24. (Finland) (1↑, 36↓)
"Finland" is a code word for a place where couples ditch their friends and make out. Generally behind a building or in the bushes.

Jack: Rachel, what do you want to do? Rachel: I dunno Jack, whatever you feel like doing. Jack: Let's go to Finland\! Rachel: Sounds like fun, I love it in Finland\!

Author: RachellovesJack http://finland.urbanup.com/5051368
25. (Finland) (7↑, 46↓)
Finland a contry that thinks its a part of scandinavia even though all scandinavians (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) say they are not. If you want to annoy a Finn tell them they are not scandinavian but Russian. PS: I'm not responisble for any harm finnish people might force on you if u say they are russian.

Scandinavian: You are not a part of scandinavia\!\! Finn: YES FINLAND IS A PART OF SCANDINAVIA\!\! Scandinavian: Nah you are russian. Finn: ARRRGGGHHHHH Do you want my fist in your face\!\!\!\! Finland is not russian\!\!\!\! *Takes out knife* MUHAHAHAHAH

Author: Awesome Scandinavian http://finland.urbanup.com/5353177
26. (finland) (32↑, 73↓)
1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden. 2. A testicle piercing

1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month\! Mario: Lucky bastard\! 2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month\! Mario: What was he thinking?

27. (Finland) (12↑, 54↓)
To finish; to complete. Origins: finish=finnish=finland. Created by mark hoppus of blink-182.

Give me two seconds, I've just gotta finland typing this.

Author: mr. clean the mean machine http://finland.urbanup.com/3852587
28. (Finland) (15↑, 65↓)
Finns love sports, they are just not very good at it, at least in sports precticed by any other country then themselves. More than anything, they wish they would beat Sweden in hockey in a game that would mean anything...

Finland - Sweden 5-6 (World Cup 2003, Quarter finals, Hartwall arena, Helsinki... and Sweden was down 5-1) Sweden - Finlad 3-2 (Olympic games 2006, Final) Sweden - Finland WC-final... oh, yeah... Finland didn't make it and Sweden won again

29. (Finland) (182↑, 297↓)
Home of high welfare and high suicide rates. Home of strong liquor and countless alcoholics. Home of high prices and high taxes. Home of the nightless night and dayless day. Home of asocial people and social welfare. Home of mobile phones and untalkative people. Home of bad yet popular music. Also the most Americanized country in the world.

I love livin' in Finland.

30. (Finland) (79↑, 282↓)
That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe. They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions\! Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true. However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.

Um, people? Santa Claus or "Saint Nicholas" was Turkish, not Finnish.

31. (Finland) (82↑, 494↓)
The most boring country ever, even though the people are quite nice (they don't look too good though). Finland was never a part of the big viking aera, and because of that they're badmouthing the vikings and the great countries they came from. Finland is also a rather cold country, your hands might freeze if you go there. What a dull country...

(In finland) Hey\! What are we gonna do today? Lets go to Norway\! :D We all love that country, don't we? Oh yeah. Finland should so be a part of Norway.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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